Monday, December 15, 2008

Ad-VERSE-saries!

The end of last week saw the coming together of two of the best rappers/keystylers in the game when Rols wanted to team up with yours truly to drop a joint. Rather, I should say drop this track since Rols don't drop joints, he smokes them! Anyways, what started as a simple Facebook feed started by me turned out to be a hit session where instead of us two rapping for a particular cause, we tried to out-do each other. So in trying to match the Lil' Wayne in me, Rols tried to bust out his inner Kanye. But as UglyMind can attest to...Kanye Sucks!(http://theuglystick.wordpress.com/) So decide for yourselves! But being the humble dude that I am and giving props to those who deserve them, I must say Rols came with some fire. He definitely hung in there with me. Check out his last verse...he had me lmao!

(J)Jeffrey is a straight up hacker...tore up the golf course today like he a weedwacker! PuttPuttGive you messin up the rotation...my golf score is straight inflation!

(R)but gas is going down check the gas station, i can't even play golf on the playstation....3 is what i yell instead of 4, i would use a driver to open the door, dam the Suns get to see Jrich Soar!!!

(J)Sore is what I be after pounding the sticks...homey you gots to come home so we can keep rolling thick...I rols an uno to get lit on your behalf...without the presence of the KING, the Sunset ain't even on the map!

(R)well the king will be in the set this weekend, remember this is keystyle its never written..thats word to nas tho, the sunset should just be a borough, no karamo!

(J)the only true northern cali borough be the WEST...exit the 280 and head towards the old Best...Crusing down gellert you gots the filipinos wave by wave...you gots to know in westborough you need to Pac (and Save)!

(R)save like the bell, the sunset you can hear me yell! sloat blvd to be exact, i put the set on my back. i got the zoo crew which are straight up beasts, i will send out my tigers..suckas will end up deceased, laid up all in a crease six feet deep! LOL that was violent..hahah

(J)Damn Rols! We were spitting heat on those key-styling sessions. Word for word you best try to keep up with me...I keep coming with the flows you can't match lyrically...you got me into this game and you're making me into the champ...coming correct with my verbal jabs round after round...make like Golden Boy and bow down to the best keystyler pound for pound! But you're still my hero! Haha!

(R)the funny thing jeff is that i dont take time to write this madness, no delete button pressed which is why im the definition of radness, you need practice..my young apprentice, so be like fido and come fetch this, you are a witness..to one of the greatest of all time, so if i were you i would remember this rhyme and recite it line for line and and watch me pick up dimes while u throw and that fishing line and wait for a bite. hahahah

(J)So I see I lured you in with the bait...you might not be falling off but you coming in second rate...you go to sleep and my rhymes still haunt yah...Bite for bite I'm straight up the piranha...practice? we talking about practice?...I'll keep putting down the smack on your wackness...so you learned to pick up dimes?...musta gotten help from vh1's pick-up artist...I outwit you with the strokes of the keyboard cuz I'm the smartest!

(R)remember who taught you, don't ever talk smack to the hand that feeds you, i might just slap the whiteness out of you..me im more like a savage like randy, i will just put you on the corner with with candy, holding up a sign that say's come spank me, your always below me (pause) cuz i am the best, Im the only ninja who looks dope in a sweater vest...so jeff please confess.. that i am your master, i am yoda while u are han solo in plaster..im a calamity sort of like fire, watch your 4 runner there might be holes in your tires..LOL!! GAME SET MATCH!

(J)Ok She- Ra...game set match?...who you be? Anna Kournikova?...Never will you win when playing against the Master of Verse...I come only second to the Hova...I am the He-Man slaying the Skeletor...breaking you down to your core...only to find you lack the guts...you don't need to feed me...save that hand for your nuts! Peanuts that is Skippy so you can make your butter...I keep draining your verses down into the gutter! LOL! You lucky I gots to sleep now! I won that battle! Til next time!

(R)naw you can never win, i know your sitting behind your computer with a pen..me naw its all from the brain, your belinelli while im kobe mang. your about to get ran over by this chu chu train, i will have you jumping around like the house of pain..i'm fresh with mines you just plain jane, now please go and listen to the ish you listen to and thats danity kane.. wait or is it britney cuz i heard you got tickets, like i said before your tires are flat now leave me alone and fix it! aight man..im done! LOL.. u going bowling tonite?

There you have it! We pounded our keyboards more than 8 Mile on that!


Rols' (pi)M.P.

Tonight brought about the return of former Warrior Mickael Pietrus to the Bay Area. As we all know, he was one of Rols favorite Warriors. So I'm sure Rols was really sad that he couldn't play in tonight's game due to a fractured thumb. And since he wasn't playing, I actully decided not to watch the game so I could actually get some holiday shopping done. Anyways, just for Rols and all you other Pietrus fans out there, I give you this:



Man, he's a funny dude! That French Michael Jordan! I miss having him on the Warriors. Now I see where Rols gets all his dance moves from...haha!